Wednesday, March 26, 2014

It's time to Cure Cancer, Once and for All!

Hi Folks!

I'm finally back with another song. I have three others on the go right now, but the idea for this one came to me earlier today, and I banged it out in about 4 hours, start to finish.

Song number 9 of 52 is called "Cock in a Sock" and it's about the current trend of hot guys taking nude pictures of themselves with (you guessed it!) socks on their cocks, under the guise of raising awareness about Cancer.

To me, this just seems like a lame excuse for narcissistic guys to post naked photos of themselves, and then feel like brave fucking heros for having done it. Why not just jerk off into a cup while looking in the mirror and then give that to cancer?

Whatever you views on the matter, I just think it's fucking sad that we would need to fall to this kind of depth to get people interested in donating to cancer research. If cancer is a bad thing, then we shouldn't need naked pictures of dudes to entice us to help support the search for a cure.

Anyway, maybe it's just me, but I hope you like song #9: Cock in a sock.

9 down, 43 to go!

(9) Cock in a Sock

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Fuck, I Hate Winter in Winnipeg!

Wow, J.Williamez; tell us how you really feel!

Because I fell behind a bit on my songs, I decided to power through a quick one or two. But in order to write a song, you need at least a little inspiration.

In order to inspire myself for this one, I went outside for a walk in our wonderful Winnipeg winter wonderland, and this is what came of it.

Hope you like it! And keep checking back for more songs to come soon!

8 down, 44 to go!

P.S: You'll notice that I did not create a kid-friendly version of this song, even though every second word in the song is "fuck". This was intentional. It's due to the fact that, as Winnipeggers, I believe it is more important to teach our kids how to properly complain about the weather, than it is to teach them not to swear.

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Anachronism or Anachronawesome?

Scholars and theologians have long debated how we can reconcile the word of the bible (which taken literally implies that the earth and the Universe are around 6,000 years old), and the fossil records which seem to prove that the earth is in fact, slightly older (around 4.54 billion years old).

This week, I've decided to use my song to see if I can solve this debate once and for all, so we can all just get along.

This week's song is called "T-Rex Jesus". And I really hope you like it.

Although it is not my intention to offend anyone in any way, I understand that when it comes to subjects like religion, some people can be very sensitive. That's why I've come up with a solution for those who take offence.

If you are offended by this song (or any of my others for that matter), please place a ten dollar bill into an envelope and send it to:

Fuck You, J.Williamez
7-535 McMillan Ave
Winnipeg, MB
R3L 0N4

Upon receipt of your ten dollar bill, I promise to give myself a good smack.

Until next time; thanks for following J.Williamez: 52 Songs!

7 Down, 45 to go!

(7) T-Rex Jesus