The Puppies are here! Finally!

So, it was bound to happen eventually, but this week's track is really really late; and I'm not even a little bit sorry. Let me explain:

This week's song, entitled "Puppies"is going to be one of the chart topping hit singles that will be instrumental to me in my take over of planet earth. Seriously. This song is gonna take off immediately and rocket me to super stardom. Probably some time tonight or tomorrow afternoon.

As such, I was unhappy with the first four versions of the song that I recorded over the last two weeks. So I kept rearranging, rerecording and re-imagining the song until I was happy. Unfortunately the process took longer than expected, but I'm not one of those asshole singer/comedians who is happy with an inferior song about drowning puppies. Maybe it's just the way I was raised, or maybe I have a brain disorder, but I just love you all too much you drop a steaming bowl of subpar and undelicious puppy music in front of your ear bellies.

The one lesson I've learned from this whole experience is that I need to stop caring about my stupid songs so much. They can't all be #1 chart-topping hit singles. In fact I think I just need to stop caring about stuff in general.

Anyway, because I'm behind, I'm putting off the video that I've been working on for puppies, so I can finish off my next song called "T-Rex Jesus". I promise I will not be a perfectionist about this one.

6 down 46 to go!

(6) Puppies

Finally: A Song About a Squirrel

Well, it's week five of 52, and I've finally caved. Due to the thousands of emails I get every day from fans asking me to write a song about a squirrel, I've decided to do just that. This week's song is called "Benjamin" and it's about a misunderstood squirrel who prefers the nerdier things in life. As promised, I've also made a children-friendly version of the song as well because, as we all know, the children are our future!

So please enjoy "Benjamin", and stay tuned for next week's song, which is called "Puppies", and which will be accompanied by a somewhat disturbing video.

5 down, 47 to go!

(5) Benjamin

(5.5) Benjamin (kidz edit)